The Geek I/O Show #259: "Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower"

This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder for our annual DragonCon prep special! From advice for con newbies to reminders for many-years' veterans, from self-care guidelines to How Not to Be A Dick, we cover it all!

We also discuss:  Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower, A Little too Close to Cleveland for Comfort, Speaking of Crabs, Hotlanta, This isn't a Schedule - it's a Guideline, Geek Mardi Gras, Fucking Slenderman, and XBox Betrayal.

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? LIVE from DragonCon in Atlanta, this Labor Day weekend!

The Geek I/O Show #256: "DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK"

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with  a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!

The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell peppers, Tie Restaurant, DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK, Japanese YMCA, I can't type because I'm one handed, Dale can't type because I'm one handed, Glorious Overpowered Fusion, Going Out of Sale, "My balls are ready," The Mexican Runner, Gassy Mexican, Hit that Whiskey, Except you, truck driver, don't drink, The Week from Weeks, 11, 12, 19, Drunk Musicians, Dales Squeaky Unit, and Bloink Sensitive.

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have a box fort!

The Geek I/O Show #252: Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes Colon Judgment Day

This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!

We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now 100% Yakuza-free!

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 251: Quintessential Professionals

Video games, smart homes, and a guest star, oh my! With Dale and the Boats off adventuring in the great Down Under, Josh, Raul, and Kerry are joined by the one and only Jared Budlong! Plans for a trivia game fall by the wayside as we dig deep into workplace HVAC shenanigans, smart home technology, and how playing with drones can (literally) go sideways.

We discuss: Quintessential Professionals, Lonzo & Oscar, Ferris Bueller Shenanigans, We Have a Crowbar, When the Drones Attack, Psychological Scarring, Faceplant into a toilet and got a scar, I Used to Shoot Weddings, Give Babies Cancer, and Don't show the drone Terminator.

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now with air conditioning!

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 250: Dacos and a Tollar

It's E3 season, and the Geek I/O Show is pulling into the dock to break down some of the most exciting new announcements in our favorite style: a Dale Game! Our hosts try to figure out badly explained E3 titles, talk about our favorite new Wednesday night drinking game, and more!

We talk about: Rejiggering the Kerfuffle, What Kind of Mayonnaise are YOU Eating?, You missed Dale's big dock, He's got more than one?, Dale makes the bitches howl, Dale would SO wear that dress!, Friday Doesn't Exist, Keep your Hands to yourself, The Marine F-word, Don't Anger The Night Bot, Pull Your Bits Outs!, America just ruins things, Make Loot Boxes Great Again, Always stay hydrated, and Call of Duty Battlefield Bullshit.

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Where you too can throw pennies at people's faces!

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 249: Surprise! It's a Chinese Bootleg!

This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!

We discuss: The Problem with Pineapple Lumps,Southwest Texas: Not a Hoot, Use The Stumps, Vocab on the Barbie, Mummy and Daddy Boat Love Each Other Very Much, Pack Everything In Generic Live File Cabinet, The Man Dollar Effect, Two Docking Boats!, The wait was worth the pun, Already Hot for Dale, Dale running away from home to join The Circus, Speaking of Vista Dudes, Dale Unhinged, Haaaaaaaaaat, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bad Comments Loading, We Have 2 Whole Viewers Tonight!, Incoming!!!! Not Last Night Because I Was Drinking, Give Me God Of War, What Else does Halo Have? Do the thing......Do the thing! Microphone Mutation, Al Pacifico Remembers, rip not 69, Nobody's scoring, The Jazz-Off Effect, Dun Dunnn Daaaaaleeee!, Dalegonball Z, And Ninjas!

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, where everyone's a winner!