This week on The Geek I/O Show, we try and break the internet as we watch Ralph Breaks The Internet!
The Geek I/O Show: Episode 271: “Exponential Arm Increase”
With CJ out this week, the B-team takes over the Geek I/O Show for a good old-fashioned round of Jackbox, this time with audience participation! Immortal Disappointment, LOTR/MASH crossovers, and sun-powered armor plating abound!
We also discuss: Exponential Arm Increase, 21-Gun Salad, Tiny Kerry, Fish Heads Fish Heads, Familiar Territory, and B Dolphin.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? You won't have to hunt for good times!
The Geek I/O Show #270: "Toke-xedo Mask"
After a month-long extravaganza of Chads, nugs, and pot jokes, the Geek I/O Show decided to clean up our act a little. That's right, folks, we broke out the Bleach for a Rant and Review featuring not only QuarrelsomeRhino but everyone's favorite fireball flinger, friend of the network DeathByMage!
We also discuss: Toke-xedo Mask, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, #NotMyIchigo, Weird Abraham Lincoln Chair, Kevlar Leggings, Very Colorful Guidelines, Stage Hype!, He Had Good Stage Confidence!, The Black Strawberry, Preshow Text, Tuxedo Baked, Two Balloons And A Face, He Died on the Spot, Dale Knows Very Little English, A Trip Down a Lane, Weird Guy Who Knows a Lot of Things, Reverse Nyan Cat, Spirit daughter Ichika, flat 7, and Flat Chested 7
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? It's not a Hollow endeavor!
The Geek I/O Show #269: "Knock 3 Times With My Face"
Trick or Treat! Our unlikely heroes are back one more time for the epic conclusion of the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover campaign! Will the group solve the mystery of the disappearances from the neighborhood? Did Raiyuin actually hang out with the Duchess like he thinks he did? Find out this week!
We also discuss: Knock 3 Times With My Face, Schrodingers Monica, The Rhino has Rhino Powers, Chewthulu, Slurping Soundbit, Sinemax, Memory Rats, Velma to the Scoobies, Weedish Fish, Vijima Games, Cinemax with an S, Swiss Cheese Knowledge, Chad Room, Ukulele Theft, We Could Be a Stick, I drink a lot of nut milk, !s Kruge, and Leave It On Beaver.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't lock you out!
The Geek I/O Show #268: "Zimbab-WAY Rich"
The spoop continues this week with the Geek I/O Show x Exploding Dice crossover Halloween special! With the Chads thoroughly scared away from the asylum, our so-called "heroes" are left to their own devices. Which apparently means arts and crafts, recreational activities, and... bat frogs?
We also discuss: Zimbab-WAY Rich, Batfrog Pantomime, Sincere Amorphous Raisin Party Time, Restaurant Sports Bra, taxes pay for things, Kill-O-Meter, Kaipucchino, Pot Tree, free rain, Bongsai, Medammit, Like a Big Peter Pan, BoogleMaps, and Long Haired Eared.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? This crossover is a hit!
The Geek I/O Show #267: "Revelry in the Bark"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the Exploding Dice crew resumes their (partial) takeover of the show with our Halloween Open Legend special! With the building sufficiently spooped, our heroes(?) need only to lie in wait until it's time to give the Chad Army a night they'll never forget!
We also discuss: Revelry In The Bark, RELEASE THE CHADS, A Murder of Spoops, Thrashing the Chads, Let's Boo This Thing, Plus Ghoultra, The Boospaper, Herbalism Yo, High Moon, It's My Hubcap!, Haunted AF, Selena Ghoulmez, Chad Femur, Mas Nugs, Chad Prime, OmegaChad, Cult 45, Pack of Chads, Specimens of Chad, The Hamburger Icon, Multicolor ping, and Fearlleyball.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We'd be enCHADted!
The Geek I/O Show #266: "Hey You Gheists"
Hey You Gheists, we're back and spoopier than ever! That's right, ladies and gentleghouls, it's time once again for the Geek I/O + Exploding Dice Halloween Crossover! For the entire month of October, we'll be bringing you thrills and frights courtesy of your favorite band of mayhem-causing misfits! Will they find their nugs? Will they accomplish anything at all? Find out this time, on the Geek I/O Show!
We also discuss: Hey you gheists, Doot Dee Doot, Speaking of Canada, Bacon while you're bakin', Personification of Ohio, Grow Some Spoopy Trees, Mug Flavored Beer, Screen full of boobs, Nocula, The Straightest of Backs, I learned Hi this year, and He's billowing now.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We won't bite!
The Geek I/O Show #265: "Lady Gaga x Rocket Raccoon Crossover"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, grab your fancy numbered signs and practice your best auctioneer voice, because it's time for the Winter Movie Smackdown! That's right, folks, our biannual tradition has kicked off once more! Who will blow their entire budget on just three movies? Who will try to score every random movie they can for a low, low price? And will anyone claim the mythical $1 wildcard? Find out this week!
We also discuss:
Lady Gaga x Rocket Raccoon Crossover, Crazy Rich Rhythm Section, Jack Black (And a Bunch of People You've Never Heard Of), Doodleybops and Dingledonks, Let's Get Down to Bidness, Jazzle GeekIOShow, Banana Smoothie Blunderbuss, ...See More Summary, Taken - In The Snow, I Spent $29 On The Crazy Rich Rhythm, Dale'sFireCrotch, For Shovelry!, Jaz Hands, Didn't read the numbers bit, 6 Degrees of Rocket Raccoon, Faroos, I bought my first man, Throwing Beans Around, Robot Queen, Banana Sassafrass, Racist Snakes, Snipe killed Rauldadore, Snaped, Peter Porker, Another noise from CJ, CG CJ, See More Summary, Watermeloncher, Lego Got Dark, So Funky So Fresh, FireCrotch, and Dogs is the answer.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We promise not to snipe your bid!
The Geek I/O Show #264: "Accidentist On Purpose"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by our friend Bill Meeks! We burn this episode to the ground with everything from dental surgery to gundam dating sims to electric cars. Will Kingdom Hearts 3 ever come out? Who will win the sprotsball game? Find out all of this and more!
We also discuss:
Accidentist On Purpose, Gundam Dating Sim, Brownies and the Jets, Scooter Accident Discrimination, Pixel Precision Sorcery, Lissan Neaf generalmosh 3, Kingdom Hearts Decimal Something Word Vomit Mad Libs, Less Than 90%, Epcot Smells, Mushy Dog Gumming, OMPA Gundam shotglass style, Sprotsball, Nerdist but Fake, Level of Professional Wrestling, Sugar Honey Ass Tea kchan323 1, Gross Meat Space, Pig Cow of a Different Color, Boom! Double right, Voiping It In, Josh has wood ** sigh **, Josh has wormy wood..., Raul " cavetooth " McDruggy, Gumming on a Mushy Dog, It goes higher than 5?, Bye Florida Things, Getting Around and Doing the Things Around, Free Cookies, Asians are Seahorses, Kingdom Hearts 3 is Disney Infinity, Texan Analogies, and you dont want me on your team.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We even have post shows sometimes!
The Geek IO Show! Episode 263 Over Kai Thousand
Tonight on the The Geek I/O Show Join us as we Rant and review the Netflix Original Robot Movie Next Gen.
We discuss the fears of a over automation through robots future. The Dr. Light and Dr. Wily rivalry gets escalated to new levels. We also have a special from someone from The Moon.
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, Won't you? Reaching for another robot!
The Geek I/O Show #262: "Coop's Coop"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, we're back from Dragoncon! The gang is joined by old friends and new as we discuss our stories, loot finds, and con recovery efforts while trying to obtain the famous 2 AM lasagna.
We also discuss:
Coop's Coop, 2AM Lasagna, Dragon Talk, A L E X A, Ellen Jello, Full of Freemium Bullshit, Shiny Voltorb that Heals People, The Issue with Mashed Potatoes, "You can muckbang the Raw ones", and Entertainment Roundabout.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? There's room for everyone! And maybe even lasagna!
The Geek I/O Show #260: "Geek IO Will Remember That"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by theJEN of the Diamond Club and the Geek Grills podcast for some good old fashioned jackbox before we head off to Dragoncon! Who will survive the spectacle of poison, betrayal, and lucky guesses that is Trivia Murder Party?
We also discuss:
Geek IO Will Remember That, Whisky Business, Whish shwaaa wqehrmsdnf, It's like I have a lot of typing, Thanos Kills Dumbledore, Khaleesi is the New Jennifer, Drag it out con..., Ceiling Wall-Humping, #Notmym&m, AllM&MsMatter, M&M&M&M&M, Emo and Dating Dragons, Sounds Like You're Talking About Fantasy Football, There Are No Dragons in Fantasy Football, Names Are Fun, Dragon it Out, Groin Vines, Grind Voins, Groin Voins, Yourdawurst, and Wiggle it a little bit.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? The puns just dragon and on!
The Geek I/O Show #259: "Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, the gang is joined by the one and only Kevin Bachelder for our annual DragonCon prep special! From advice for con newbies to reminders for many-years' veterans, from self-care guidelines to How Not to Be A Dick, we cover it all!
We also discuss: Axe Body Spray is Not a Shower, A Little too Close to Cleveland for Comfort, Speaking of Crabs, Hotlanta, This isn't a Schedule - it's a Guideline, Geek Mardi Gras, Fucking Slenderman, and XBox Betrayal.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? LIVE from DragonCon in Atlanta, this Labor Day weekend!
The Geek I/O Show #258: "Penis Pandering"
This week on The Geek I/O Show, the geek io brady bunch is in full force to help celebrate CJ’s birthday with our annual CAH, aka thank god my roommates aren’t home. Things get crazy!! GODDAMNIT JAPAN!
We also discuss; We now have boop focus!, Knitting ball sacks, D&D humor...waka waka, The puddin pack, Alabama connections?, Bottomless Budlong, Butt insertion cards, Aftermarket sex decks, Worst blind bag ever, Neville aka "The Longbottom Bitch", Bibling into out of space, The Tuna Casserole Gang, Failed sex melons, Who is Daleca?, Brushing your teeth on stream, Dickstarter, This one is the G-A-Y-S, Everything's flopped over in his paintings and lots and lots of fruit puns!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? I'm all out of penis cards!
The Geek I/O Show #257: “Population: Kevin”
Dalee is finally stateside and we explore the fine state of Texas in a game called “What Hick Town’s This, Y’all?” Also, CJ put himself though the ultimate podcaster challenge!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you, it's a night of 1000 voices!
The Geek I/O Show #256: "DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK"
This week on the Geek I/O Show, we celebrate Dale's last podcast in Australia with a newly minted CJ game! We go fishing for some new video games and delve into a new wiki!
The Eyebrow of Consent, I don't hate anything other than celery and bell peppers, Tie Restaurant, DoubtfulDeterminedYakinikuNotATK, Japanese YMCA, I can't type because I'm one handed, Dale can't type because I'm one handed, Glorious Overpowered Fusion, Going Out of Sale, "My balls are ready," The Mexican Runner, Gassy Mexican, Hit that Whiskey, Except you, truck driver, don't drink, The Week from Weeks, 11, 12, 19, Drunk Musicians, Dales Squeaky Unit, and Bloink Sensitive.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? We have a box fort!
The Geek I/O Show #255: "Quarrelsome Ant And The Quarrelsome Wasp"
This week on The Geek I/O Show, QuallsomeRhino (aka. Monica Littlefield) joins us! We sit down and review the latest in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ant Man and the Wasp!
We discuss; Chinese Matchbooox knock-offs, Liz-Goat, I was going to say something and then I died, Geek IO Most Popular Name List Dot Com, Scaled superheroes and who are your superheros, Way back to 2 years ago, A reverse wig, Dale the black anti-feminist, Actual footage To watch and I think I liked it...I'm not sure!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? Superman is bullsh*t alien!
The Geek I/O Show #254: “Free-Raving Children”
Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the crew kicks their feet up and takes it easy. The crew catches up on what they’ve been up to in the most recent past! Why does this vodka taste like water?!
We discuss; Raul trying to make innuendos, Can you see your sofa is in your kitchen?, Japanese Spiderman vs Ninjas, Nobody puts Spiderman in the corner, Lease breaking (and other fun activities), Accidentally shooting a tree, The fancy goat being a penguin, William Dafoe, Modern Australian food is not modern, Spider-fan Gwens and Dale being the real Gaynos!
The crew also returns to the magical land of Happy Fluffy Ice-cream Dale Trivia Quiz Time! They must try and un-anagram the news and they “force” Dale to write indecent things on his answer sheet!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? You can find us in the (beef) section!
The Geek I/O Show #253: “The Snacks Were The Friends We Made Along The Way”
Tonight on The Geek I/O Show, the Boats return from vacation and Raul goes on vacation! Lots of tails from Downunder and America ahead. Oh and a visit from our latest character!
We discuss; Bringing back the wrong souvenir, The land of weird accents, Robotting in the boat house, 15 miles of nothing in Texas, Gym chat with Dale, All Dale's drawers are empty, Logistically quitting meat, Misery pretzels taste exactly as promised and enjoying all of the 2-day snack packs!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won't you? We are all very intelligent idiots!
The Geek I/O Show #252: Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes Colon Judgment Day
This week on the Geek I/O Show, Dale rejoins the gang just in time to welcome Jacky Leung, aka DeathByMage, back onto the show! Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we jump off the light rails yet again for beer wars, french anime ripoffs, and everything in between!
We discuss: And it Comes in a Taxidermied Stoat, Grandiloquent Ostentatious Foxes, Colon Judgment Day, Deconstructed Jokes, That, Again, is French, Oui Fixitta!, About a Foot Worth of Racism, Have You Heard of Eggs!?, A Very Hands On Lesson, Rippling Specs, Spark Explosion100, Whiski On The Main Stage, Texas Tap, You Can't Eat off That Hand, A Boat of Confidence, Intercontinental Redundant Backups, Bang Casually Drink, Dale's Unexpected Dancing, Ingredients + redditors = lols, Half The Work Is Already Done, Alert the Bots, I Can Actually Move My Mouse Now, Totally Not Lesbian Moments, Strange Love Square, Did I Mention It's French?, The Jacky Discovery Train, Bob the Builder Facts, Have You Heard of Angst?!, By the Way, that Sailor Moon knockoff is French, Dr. Mom, They Are Coming For Your Wallets, Sneaky Sneaky Stabby Stabby, The Amazon Product Named A, Professor Shyguy Featuring the Shownotes, Ideas I Had in My Sleep, We Got Them, and They Just Burst Into Flames.
Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won't you? Now 100% Yakuza-free!