Episode 56: Always Bring your Shotgun Axe

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 56!  I’m CJ “I’m not sweet, I’m high” Boat, he’s Jarred “the homicide was a bridge too far” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you’re going to die horribly, but your hair is fine” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S4E10: The Patriot

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

    • S1E2: The Bad Beginning (Part Two)

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E2: The Road Less Traveled

      • IMDB Rating: 8.4

  • Riverdale

    • S1E1: Chapter One: The River’s Edge

      • IMDB Rating: 7.8

  • Sherlock

    • S4E2: The Lying Detective

      • IMDB Rating: 9.4

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash

    • Arrow

    • Legends of Tomorrow

    • Supergirl

Newsworthy:

 

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Titles

  • A patchy mess

  • I’m envious of his muscles and his beautiful face

  • Mulan is Hardcore

  • TerminAIDA

  • Always Bring your Shotgun Ax //Jaz//cjb

  • Barney Stinson doing his Littlefinger impersonation.

  • The Nazis are the lesser of two evils

  • Meth is the new Opium

  • Weird murder shows my mother-in-law likes

  • They offer you the doctor, you take it

 

Episode 55: High Man in the White Castle

Episode 55:  High Man in the White Castle

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 55!  I’m CJ “roll credits” Boat, he’s Jarred “my ax is plenty sharp” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “little Smithers” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S4E7: Deals with our Devils

      • IMDB Rating: 9.0

    • S4E8: The Laws of Inferno Dynamics

      • IMDB Rating: 9.0

    • S4E9:Broken Promises

      • IMDB Rating: 8.7

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

    • S1E1: The Bad Beginning (Part One)

      • IMDB Rating: 7.9

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E1: The Tiger’s Cave

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • Sherlock

    • S4E1: The Six Thatchers

      • IMDB Rating: 7.8

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash S3E

    • Arrow S5E

    • Legends of Tomorrow S2E

    • Supergirl S2E

Newsworthy:

 

 

Titles

  • Big robot with tiny boy voice

  • Batshit crazy murderbot

  • Come to Bollywood and buy a Slurpee

  • Death by Robot Clause

  • Poop in the Stream

  • High Man in the White Castle // JAZ // CJB

  • Evil Nazi Stan Lee

  • Stan Lee with a Hitler Stache

  • He is the Ace Attorney

  • Good meat in the high castle

  • Wassisface, the jew

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Episode 52: No Sombreros in Prison!

Episode 52:  No Sombreros in Prison!

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 52!  I’m CJ “what? I’ve tried it with animals” Boat, he’s Jarred “I’ll murderize everything in sight.”  Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “the sexy, cold, domineering bitch we all hate to love” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • S4E5:Lockup

      • IMDB Score: 8.7

  • Luke Cage

    • S1E8: Blowin’ up the Spot

      • IMDB Score: 8.4

    • S1E9:DWYCK

      • IMDB Score: 8.2

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash S3e3&4

    • Arrow S5e3&4

    • Legends of tomorrow S2e3

    • Supergirl S2e3

Newsworthy:

Titles

  • What is a male Mary Sue?

  • Mikey Stu

  • No Sombreros in Prison! // JAZ // DMC

  • Sweet everything else but Christmas

  • Diamondback Story // CJB

  • Quit screwing with  my ‘ships, Netflix

  • Massive Mountain of Man Meat

  • We’re parents, give us a break!

  • Spider Rag

Episode 44: FRINGSBACK

Episode 44:  FRINGSBACK

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 44!  I’m CJ “moxie is in short supply these days” Boat, he’s Jarred “Jazz hands” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “I’ve met gods” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

  • Daredevil

    • S2E06: Regrets Only

      • IMDB: 8.9

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham, Flash

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Better spy than a lawyer

  • The McGill you want

  • The bar is a better character

  • Gen pop doo-whop

  • Mack and Yo-Yo Investigations, Inc.

  • Nacho Mike

  • FRINGSBACK // CJB // JAZ

  • Seinfeld with Mike.

  • Bullock has a Whammy Drawer

  • Lady Raptorhand

  • Black, asian hating black Hitler who is also black

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Episode 43: We defeated the chairman with curtains!

Episode 43:  We defeated the chairman with curtains!

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 43!  I’m CJ “cooperate like a sonofabitch” Boat, he’s Jarred “not even trying to avoid the bad guy clichés” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “wasn’t Rupert Holmes English?” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Daredevil

    • S2E05: Kinbaku

      • IMDB: 8.7

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 2

 

 

Titles

  • Sexy Batman

  • Netflix is Marvel to the Max

  • Mystical Magical Kree Ball

  • You can’t keep the chairman in a box

  • We defeated the chairman with curtains! <- WINNER!

  • Sitting in her crazy box

  • You do not exist in the future!

  • Feel free to segway

  • TO THE WOODS!

Episode 41: Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops

Episode 41:  Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 41!  I’m CJ Optical Migraine Boat, he’s Jarred You’re One Bad Day from  being me Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “nerd herd” Shayler.

Today’s shows are:

  • Daredevil

    • S2E03: New York’s Finest

      • IMDB: 9.6

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl x Flash: World’s Finest

 

CJ was on Greetings from Storybrooke last week, talking Once Upon a Time! Check it out at http://www.greetingsfromstorybrooke.com/

 

 

Titles

  • Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops // CJB

  • Whitney Frost humping nukes

  • Agent of Korra

  • Chekhov's Dog Statue

  • My heart is bad, but my breath is fresh

  • Gun in a bird’s beak

  • Dat montage doe

  • The Earth where we’re all villians

  • CJ ranty goodness

Episode 40: Way too Thick and Sticky

Episode 40:  Way too Thick and Sticky

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 40!  I’m CJ “My idea involves hitting people” Boat, he’s Jarred “Officer McDipshit” Azevedo.

Audio Content from Darrell “the new you is kinda freaking me out” Shayler.

Today’s shows are:

QUICK AD BREAK!

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: ?

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: ?

 

Titles

  • Even when he was an angel...don’t ask

  • You’re back from the dead, but now you’re purple

  • Foggy has the hots for Daredevil

  • Rude Top Gun Reference

  • Agents of F.E.E.L.S.

  • Way too thick and sticky // JAZ

  • I don’t think that’s lube

  • Pixar’s John Williams

  • Full Riddler

  • Captain Cupcake!

  • Raging Bat Boner

  • Saved by Billy Mays

 

Episode 39: Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club

Episode 39:  Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 39!  I’m CJ “Mr. Cupcake” Boat, he’s Jarred “good ‘ol shake and bake” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “there’s a sponge for that” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

  • Daredevil

    • S2E01: Bang

      • IMDB: 9.2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: movies?

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Zootopia discussion

 

 

Titles

  • How to get the camera dolly in the bullet hole

  • People goo will fix you right up

  • Daisy is total zen

  • And then...bang

  • Gotham got it’s groove back

  • You don’t need to punch the dancers

  • Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club // JAZ //CJB

  • Beanie Baby Bribe

  • Peewee...nope

  • Shitel

Episode 37: Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego?

Episode 37: Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego?

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 37!  I’m CJ “you don’t deserve these lips” Boat, he’s Jarred “You just hit a two-time Oscar nominated actress with my car” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “Asshole...it’s because I believe in you” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Nothing really

 

 

Titles

  • Joey Fanceypants

  • Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego? // JAZ

  • Chekov’s Hovercar

  • The Position’s cursed!

  • Super genius freeze guy

  • Missed opportunity drill pun

  • Everyone has to be broken

  • Don’t dip too much into the cheese

Episode 34: Lucifer and friend solve a murder.

Episode 34: Lucifer and friend solve a murder.

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 34!  I’m CJ “monkey bottoms” Boat, he’s Jarred “nothing like souffle” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you arrogant plonker” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, Attack on Titan: Junior High

 

 

Titles

  • Sad Sack Scientist

  • Dat crazy zero matter doe

  • Supermodel Hotel

  • Golden age comic in TV form

  • Black Tim Teabow dating Britney Spears

  • Lucifer and friend solve a murder // JAZ

  • Reverse Flash has a mischievous pet monkey

  • Kryptonian on Kryptonian violence

  • Dream state yadda yadda

  • Stare at screen for 5 minutes

Episode 33: A.R.G.U.S. Day care

Episode 33: ARGUS Day care

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 33!  I’m CJ “Jarvolous” Boat, he’s Jarred “Eiffel tower” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you’ll have to act like a lady someday” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Nothing ...

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Two chaps high fiving in the middle

  • She got melting people

  • I don’t think that’s how biology works

  • They can only afford so many supermodels

  • Peggy is Wolverine Inhuman

  • Some other dude with weird eyes

  • Spite nut shot

  • The largest river by discharge

  • Flash vs. Uparrow

  • A.R.G.U.S. Day care