Episode 63: Steampunk Ash Ketchum

Episode 63: Steampunk Ash Ketchum

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 63!  I’m CJ “what’s happenin’, space captain” Boat, he’s Jarred “51%-shareholder dick” Azevedo. We are joined by Rachel “daughter of the dragon“ Kimberly to help us talk Iron Fist!

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you ever unmake soup?” Shayler.

 

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Today’s shows are:

  • Iron Fist

    • S1E3: Rolling Thunder Cannon Punch

    • S1E4: Eight Diagram Dragon Palm

    • S1E5: Under Leaf Pluck Lotus

  • Legion

    • S1E8: Chapter 8

 

Other Spoiler Shows:

CJ:

 

Newsworthy:

 


 

Titles

  • Punching Busses

  • Danny Rand drops the Soap

  • No hugs for Hogarth

  • Dead men have no shares

  • Danny Rand uses FLOP.  It is ineffective.

  • Magical Pain Tickles

  • Severely Lacking In Kyle

  • Danny walks into JCPenny

  • The kicks were legit

  • When are hatchets standard hung fu henchmen load outs?

  • Rocket Launched Luke

  • Iron Nipples

  • Ninja Adventures with Danny with Colleen

  • You effing kunlun

  • Darefist

  • Steampunk Ash Ketchum // CJB // JAZ

  • Locked in a pokeball

Episode 62: Iron Knight of Flowers

Episode 62: Iron Knight of Flowers

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 62!  I’m CJ “you and your unnaturally consistent mind” Boat, he’s Jarred “who you calling donkey” Azevedo. We are joined by Rachel “sweetheart I won, give me some sugar“ Kimberly to help us talk Iron Fist!

 

Audio Content from Darrell “the rational part of your mind” Shayler.

 

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Today’s shows are:

  • Iron Fist

    • S1E2: Shadow Hawk Takes Flight

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E10: Fallout

  • Legion

    • S1E7: Chapter 7

 

Other Spoiler Shows:

CJ: Samurai Jack episode 1&2

 

Newsworthy:

 

 

Titles

  • So, Danny is about as Oreo of the talking as the viewer is.

  • Why didn’t you bring me a sammitch?

  • This is a proper establishment! We wear shoes here

  • Iron Knight of Flowers //JAZ

  • She’s everywhere she needs to be

  • Rooting for John Smith - bad Nazi man

  • We’re calling them sliders now

  • Some Nazis are the good guys

  • Creepy confidence

  • Bye bye Eye

  • Kill Bill Coffin

  • Mutant like Me

Episode 61: Mr. Noodle is Taratoa now

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 61!  I’m CJ “I am the magic man” Boat, he’s Jarred “Kick some ass, save the girl, get a snack” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “piss or the blood of a she goat” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Iron Fist

    • S1E1: Snow Gives Way

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E9: Detonation

  • Legion

    • S1E5: Chapter 5

    • S1E6: Chapter 6

 

Newsworthy:

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/legion-renewed-fx-season-2-marvel-1202009529/

 

 

Titles

  • Hyper-British

  • His Google Fu is SO STRONG

  • Trash Sandwiches

  • Family of Dicks

  • Almost Sean Bean

  • Don’t Ninja Punch the Dog

  • Ninja Flips

  • He gets works $37 at a time

  • Mr Noodle and Native Ninja

  • The Red Room of Nightmares

  • Super Beatnik

  • It’s never just Pie

  • Noodle Cary

  • David and Syd-butt

  • Mr. Mystique

Episode 57: Leave it to Beaver Nazis

Episode 57: Leave it to Beaver Nazis

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 57!  I’m CJ “sardonic humor is how I relate to the world” Boat, he’s Jarred “Red-haired Dragonling” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “Hepita-loser / Turtle Man” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S4E11: Wake Up

      • IMDB Rating: 8.8

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

    • S1E3: The Reptile Room (Part One)

      • IMDB Rating: 8.5

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E3: Travelers

      • IMDB Rating: 8.5

  • Riverdale

    • S1E2: Chapter Two: A Touch of Evil

      • IMDB Rating: 8.1

  • Sherlock

    • S4E3: The Final Problem

      • IMDB Rating: 8.5

 

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The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash

    • Arrow

    • Legends of Tomorrow

    • Supergirl

Newsworthy:

 

 

Titles

  • Aida is overclocked

  • Physics or something like that

  • Counterfeit America

  • Levity Infant

  • Leave it to Beaver Nazis // CJB // JAZ

  • Leukemia is the new AIDS

  • Levity Salesman

  • The most CW show that ever CWed

  • One Log Lady from a Lynch

Episode 57 Audio Archive

Episode 56: Always Bring your Shotgun Axe

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 56!  I’m CJ “I’m not sweet, I’m high” Boat, he’s Jarred “the homicide was a bridge too far” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you’re going to die horribly, but your hair is fine” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S4E10: The Patriot

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

    • S1E2: The Bad Beginning (Part Two)

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E2: The Road Less Traveled

      • IMDB Rating: 8.4

  • Riverdale

    • S1E1: Chapter One: The River’s Edge

      • IMDB Rating: 7.8

  • Sherlock

    • S4E2: The Lying Detective

      • IMDB Rating: 9.4

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash

    • Arrow

    • Legends of Tomorrow

    • Supergirl

Newsworthy:

 

https://www.facebook.com/Nerdist/posts/1551962988154837




 

 

Titles

  • A patchy mess

  • I’m envious of his muscles and his beautiful face

  • Mulan is Hardcore

  • TerminAIDA

  • Always Bring your Shotgun Ax //Jaz//cjb

  • Barney Stinson doing his Littlefinger impersonation.

  • The Nazis are the lesser of two evils

  • Meth is the new Opium

  • Weird murder shows my mother-in-law likes

  • They offer you the doctor, you take it

 

Episode 55: High Man in the White Castle

Episode 55:  High Man in the White Castle

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 55!  I’m CJ “roll credits” Boat, he’s Jarred “my ax is plenty sharp” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “little Smithers” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S4E7: Deals with our Devils

      • IMDB Rating: 9.0

    • S4E8: The Laws of Inferno Dynamics

      • IMDB Rating: 9.0

    • S4E9:Broken Promises

      • IMDB Rating: 8.7

  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

    • S1E1: The Bad Beginning (Part One)

      • IMDB Rating: 7.9

  • Man in the High Castle

    • S2E1: The Tiger’s Cave

      • IMDB Rating: 8.2

  • Sherlock

    • S4E1: The Six Thatchers

      • IMDB Rating: 7.8

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash S3E

    • Arrow S5E

    • Legends of Tomorrow S2E

    • Supergirl S2E

Newsworthy:

 

 

Titles

  • Big robot with tiny boy voice

  • Batshit crazy murderbot

  • Come to Bollywood and buy a Slurpee

  • Death by Robot Clause

  • Poop in the Stream

  • High Man in the White Castle // JAZ // CJB

  • Evil Nazi Stan Lee

  • Stan Lee with a Hitler Stache

  • He is the Ace Attorney

  • Good meat in the high castle

  • Wassisface, the jew

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Audio Archive

Episode 52: No Sombreros in Prison!

Episode 52:  No Sombreros in Prison!

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 52!  I’m CJ “what? I’ve tried it with animals” Boat, he’s Jarred “I’ll murderize everything in sight.”  Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “the sexy, cold, domineering bitch we all hate to love” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    • S4E5:Lockup

      • IMDB Score: 8.7

  • Luke Cage

    • S1E8: Blowin’ up the Spot

      • IMDB Score: 8.4

    • S1E9:DWYCK

      • IMDB Score: 8.2

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • CJ vs DCWU

    • Flash S3e3&4

    • Arrow S5e3&4

    • Legends of tomorrow S2e3

    • Supergirl S2e3

Newsworthy:

Titles

  • What is a male Mary Sue?

  • Mikey Stu

  • No Sombreros in Prison! // JAZ // DMC

  • Sweet everything else but Christmas

  • Diamondback Story // CJB

  • Quit screwing with  my ‘ships, Netflix

  • Massive Mountain of Man Meat

  • We’re parents, give us a break!

  • Spider Rag

Episode 44: FRINGSBACK

Episode 44:  FRINGSBACK

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 44!  I’m CJ “moxie is in short supply these days” Boat, he’s Jarred “Jazz hands” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “I’ve met gods” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

  • Daredevil

    • S2E06: Regrets Only

      • IMDB: 8.9

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham, Flash

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Better spy than a lawyer

  • The McGill you want

  • The bar is a better character

  • Gen pop doo-whop

  • Mack and Yo-Yo Investigations, Inc.

  • Nacho Mike

  • FRINGSBACK // CJB // JAZ

  • Seinfeld with Mike.

  • Bullock has a Whammy Drawer

  • Lady Raptorhand

  • Black, asian hating black Hitler who is also black

  •  

 

Episode 43: We defeated the chairman with curtains!

Episode 43:  We defeated the chairman with curtains!

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 43!  I’m CJ “cooperate like a sonofabitch” Boat, he’s Jarred “not even trying to avoid the bad guy clichés” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “wasn’t Rupert Holmes English?” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Daredevil

    • S2E05: Kinbaku

      • IMDB: 8.7

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 2

 

 

Titles

  • Sexy Batman

  • Netflix is Marvel to the Max

  • Mystical Magical Kree Ball

  • You can’t keep the chairman in a box

  • We defeated the chairman with curtains! <- WINNER!

  • Sitting in her crazy box

  • You do not exist in the future!

  • Feel free to segway

  • TO THE WOODS!