Episode 44: FRINGSBACK

Episode 44:  FRINGSBACK

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 44!  I’m CJ “moxie is in short supply these days” Boat, he’s Jarred “Jazz hands” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “I’ve met gods” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

  • Daredevil

    • S2E06: Regrets Only

      • IMDB: 8.9

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham, Flash

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 2

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Better spy than a lawyer

  • The McGill you want

  • The bar is a better character

  • Gen pop doo-whop

  • Mack and Yo-Yo Investigations, Inc.

  • Nacho Mike

  • FRINGSBACK // CJB // JAZ

  • Seinfeld with Mike.

  • Bullock has a Whammy Drawer

  • Lady Raptorhand

  • Black, asian hating black Hitler who is also black

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Episode 43: We defeated the chairman with curtains!

Episode 43:  We defeated the chairman with curtains!

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 43!  I’m CJ “cooperate like a sonofabitch” Boat, he’s Jarred “not even trying to avoid the bad guy clichés” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “wasn’t Rupert Holmes English?” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Daredevil

    • S2E05: Kinbaku

      • IMDB: 8.7

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Gotham

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 2

 

 

Titles

  • Sexy Batman

  • Netflix is Marvel to the Max

  • Mystical Magical Kree Ball

  • You can’t keep the chairman in a box

  • We defeated the chairman with curtains! <- WINNER!

  • Sitting in her crazy box

  • You do not exist in the future!

  • Feel free to segway

  • TO THE WOODS!

Episode 41: Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops

Episode 41:  Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 41!  I’m CJ Optical Migraine Boat, he’s Jarred You’re One Bad Day from  being me Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “nerd herd” Shayler.

Today’s shows are:

  • Daredevil

    • S2E03: New York’s Finest

      • IMDB: 9.6

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl x Flash: World’s Finest

 

CJ was on Greetings from Storybrooke last week, talking Once Upon a Time! Check it out at http://www.greetingsfromstorybrooke.com/

 

 

Titles

  • Punisher Yelling at Superheroes on Rooftops // CJB

  • Whitney Frost humping nukes

  • Agent of Korra

  • Chekhov's Dog Statue

  • My heart is bad, but my breath is fresh

  • Gun in a bird’s beak

  • Dat montage doe

  • The Earth where we’re all villians

  • CJ ranty goodness

Episode 40: Way too Thick and Sticky

Episode 40:  Way too Thick and Sticky

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 40!  I’m CJ “My idea involves hitting people” Boat, he’s Jarred “Officer McDipshit” Azevedo.

Audio Content from Darrell “the new you is kinda freaking me out” Shayler.

Today’s shows are:

QUICK AD BREAK!

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: ?

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: ?

 

Titles

  • Even when he was an angel...don’t ask

  • You’re back from the dead, but now you’re purple

  • Foggy has the hots for Daredevil

  • Rude Top Gun Reference

  • Agents of F.E.E.L.S.

  • Way too thick and sticky // JAZ

  • I don’t think that’s lube

  • Pixar’s John Williams

  • Full Riddler

  • Captain Cupcake!

  • Raging Bat Boner

  • Saved by Billy Mays

 

Episode 39: Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club

Episode 39:  Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 39!  I’m CJ “Mr. Cupcake” Boat, he’s Jarred “good ‘ol shake and bake” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “there’s a sponge for that” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

  • Daredevil

    • S2E01: Bang

      • IMDB: 9.2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: movies?

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Zootopia discussion

 

 

Titles

  • How to get the camera dolly in the bullet hole

  • People goo will fix you right up

  • Daisy is total zen

  • And then...bang

  • Gotham got it’s groove back

  • You don’t need to punch the dancers

  • Mr. Cupcake’s Fight Club // JAZ //CJB

  • Beanie Baby Bribe

  • Peewee...nope

  • Shitel

Episode 37: Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego?

Episode 37: Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego?

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 37!  I’m CJ “you don’t deserve these lips” Boat, he’s Jarred “You just hit a two-time Oscar nominated actress with my car” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “Asshole...it’s because I believe in you” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

 

QUICK AD BREAK!

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Nothing really

 

 

Titles

  • Joey Fanceypants

  • Where in the world is Dottie Sandiego? // JAZ

  • Chekov’s Hovercar

  • The Position’s cursed!

  • Super genius freeze guy

  • Missed opportunity drill pun

  • Everyone has to be broken

  • Don’t dip too much into the cheese

Episode 34: Lucifer and friend solve a murder.

Episode 34: Lucifer and friend solve a murder.

 

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 34!  I’m CJ “monkey bottoms” Boat, he’s Jarred “nothing like souffle” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you arrogant plonker” Shayler.

 

Today’s shows are:

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, Attack on Titan: Junior High

 

 

Titles

  • Sad Sack Scientist

  • Dat crazy zero matter doe

  • Supermodel Hotel

  • Golden age comic in TV form

  • Black Tim Teabow dating Britney Spears

  • Lucifer and friend solve a murder // JAZ

  • Reverse Flash has a mischievous pet monkey

  • Kryptonian on Kryptonian violence

  • Dream state yadda yadda

  • Stare at screen for 5 minutes

Episode 33: A.R.G.U.S. Day care

Episode 33: ARGUS Day care

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 33!  I’m CJ “Jarvolous” Boat, he’s Jarred “Eiffel tower” Azevedo.

 

Audio Content from Darrell “you’ll have to act like a lady someday” Shayler.

 

 

Today’s shows are:

 

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Nothing ...

 

 

 

 

Titles

 

  • Two chaps high fiving in the middle

  • She got melting people

  • I don’t think that’s how biology works

  • They can only afford so many supermodels

  • Peggy is Wolverine Inhuman

  • Some other dude with weird eyes

  • Spite nut shot

  • The largest river by discharge

  • Flash vs. Uparrow

  • A.R.G.U.S. Day care

 

 

 

Episode 32: Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition

Episode 32: Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 32!I’m CJ “that’s a hooker’s name” Boat, he’s Jarred “Dead is the new sexy” Azevedo.


Audio Content from Darrell “isn’t white enough for the arena club” Shayler.


Today’s shows are:


The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: The Great British Bake Off

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, Galavant



Titles

  • John Wilkes Ghost Dad

  • Go go Zero Matter powers

  • Excellent amount of Loki

  • Iron Man is a HYRDA Plot

  • Howard Stark and his “Production Assistants”

  • MOFFAAAAAAAATT!

  • Girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a detective.

  • Gaimanish

  • You deal with the devil, people gonna die

  • Hot Tub High School Time Machine: Dr. Who Edition // JAZ

  • Pie is freaking hard

  • Teen Drama Superman

  • Hijacked by Space Jam



Episode 31: Warm in my Gentleman Parts

Episode 31: Warm in my Gentleman Parts


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 31, recorded January 26th, 2016! I’m CJ “the devil in pink” Boat, he’s Jarred “I could do with a hobby” Azevedo.


Audio Content? from Darrell “what do you do for fun, assemble rifles?” Shayler.


Today’s shows are:

  • Agent Carter

    • S2E01: The Lady in the Lake

      • IMDB: 8.6

    • S2E02: A View in the Dark

      • IMDB: 8.6


The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash, Wayward Pines

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl, iZombie, Lucifer



Titles

  • They feel polite when they put them down

  • Thanks, IMDB

  • Freakish Freezing Lake

  • Lead the nerds to speculate

  • They’s Inhumans

  • Green and Throbbing

  • Warm in my Gentleman Parts

  • Weird and throbbing black mass

  • Brodie Roadie

  • It’s Sexy Somehow



Episode 30: Walking Sex Muscle

Episode 30: Walking Sex Muscle

 

Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 30, recorded December 14th, 2015! I’m CJ “you can’t fix an asshole by making it bigger” Boat, he’s Jarred “Snuffcarcass” Azevedo. And of course joining us like he always does is Dale “Little Anal Crumpet” Campbell.  Darrell “I’ll be damned.  Tatooine” is AWOL…. slacker.

 

Today’s shows are:

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • S3E10: Maveth

      • IMDB: 9.1

  • Jessica Jones

    • S1E10: 1,000 Cuts

      • IMDB: 9.0

    • S1E11: I’ve Got the Blues

      • IMDB: 8.5

    • S1E12: Take a Bloody Number

      • IMDB: 8.8

    • S1E13: Smile

      • IMDB: 8.9

 

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.

 

  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz: Arrow, Flash, (Wayward Pines)

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ:  Supergirl, Once upon a time (SPOILER RANT)

 

 

Titles

  • Fitz bitch panties

  • Holding the hand in his hand

  • Blue Tatooine

  • Dildo symbolism

  • Injected with Baby Juice

  • He doesn’t have an unbreakable brain

  • Always with the eyes and dismembering

  • Frozen potato chips

  • Walking sex muscle // JAZ // CJB // DMC

  • The walking fourth wall

 

Episode 28:It all went to Cobblecrap

Episode 28:It all went to Cobblecrap


Welcome to the Small Screen Spoiler Show episode 28, or Season 2 episode 9 recorded November 30th, 2015! I’m CJ “I know what in flagrante means” Boat, he’s Jarred "Chinese Slap Slap” Azevedo.


Today’s shows are:

  • Jessica Jones

    • S1E4: 99 Friends

      • IMDB: 8.5

    • S1E5: The Sandwich Saved Me

      • IMDB: 8.9

    • S2E6: You’re a Winner!

      • IMDB: 8.7

  • Agents of SHIELD

    • Took a Thanksgiving holiday this week

  • The Man in the High Castle

    • S1E3: The Illustrated Woman

      • IMDB: 8.2

  • Gotham

    • S2E10: The Son of Gotham

      • IMDB: 9.3

           

The second part of the show, going forward, are our “Challenge Shows” Jarred and I will challenge each other to watch what is immediately available (at least) to watch and catch up, and do a spoiler discussion of the shows we watched.


  • CJ’s Challenge to Jaz:

  • Jaz’s Challenge to CJ: Supergirl



Things of Note



Titles

  • Do you wanna shoot a Killgrave?

  • Just a little bit of purple

  • Allergic to locks

  • Quite the pisser

  • Creepy Banana Bread

  • Throw them softly into the weed bushes

  • Watch a pretty girl punch people

  • ¼ Jew… or something

  • Bing-Bong in a Box

  • The Monkhood of the Owls

  • It all went to Cobblecrap // CJB // JAZ

  • #FreakingEpisode6