(CJ's Boathouse) Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (#GuardiansOfTheGalaxy)

(Please note: I will try to remain as spoiler free as possible during this, but please note there may be minor spoilers during the review.)


This summer has been full of blockbusters; Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Amazing Spider-Man 2, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Godzilla, and more.  The latest one to throw its giant, hyper-sharpened knife into the arena is Marvels Guardians of the Galaxy, and we got to see a preview of the movie this last weekend.

Let us first take a look at the cast:

Chris Pratt (Parks and Rec, The Lego Movie) takes up the Quad-Blaster and awesome helmet of the snarky, somewhat womanizing, dance master Peter Jason Quill, otherwise known as Star-Lord (Who?).  He pulls off the character with a wit, grace, and intensity that is hard to really realize could be done by any one human being.  Star-Lord is not a fully likeable character, much akin to one Tony Stark from Iron Man, and much like Mr. Stark, he has a heart of a hero, which can really only shine when tested by the heat of battle.  


Gamora, played by the amazingly talented Zoe Saldana (Star Trek, Avatar) really pulled off the bad-ass anti-heroine in spades.  She has the build of a trained assassin, and they do not have her ever in the position of a damsel in any way shape or form, which would have made many a fan angry if they had.  The only complaint I had of any of the characters did, however come from her - she is a little more feminine than the comic version, but when you have someone as gorgeous and talented as Zoe Saldana, you kind of need her to be.


Drax the Destroyer, played by WWE superstar Dave Bautista, was the biggest surprise of the entire film.  I was honestly not expecting him to be as emotional, relatable, and funny as he was.  Some of the best one-liners of the movie came from him, and I honestly am not sure he meant to be that kind of character. Obviously he is a huge human being and very intimidating and just pure Drax, but he has a comedic timing that I never expected.


Now, the biggest star of this movie in my opinion, Rocket, voiced  by Bradley Cooper (The Hangover, Silver Linings Playbook). This squirrelly little guy brings all the funny, while also edging the movie closer and closer to that R rating. The level of emotion brought out in this CG powerhouse is really intense though; this guy is not a one trick pony.  Hes a great character, and Cooper really makes everything believeable. I do love the elephant in the room that never addresses the Rocket / Groot thing.  Just like in the comics.


Speaking of, Vin Diesel (XXX, The Fast and the Furious) plays the giant sentient tree Groot, and they impart his eyes and some of his facial features into him, and even though he only says I am GROOT! he always seems to bring an intensity that you never thought it could.  He really personifies Groot, it is plainly obvious through the motion captured features that he genuinely was enjoying every second he was on screen.


Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies, The Hobbit) plays the big bad Ronan the Accuser, and he really pulls off the level of power that someone of this caliber really requires, even if Ronan himself tends to look a little like Marilyn Manson every once in a while.  



Let us not forget Josh Brolins Thanos, Karen Gillans Nebula, and Michael Rookers Yondu, all of which really are on the point, and pretty much anyone else who has a speaking part is really amazing.  Marvel went above and beyond on the casting, writing, and direction of this film.


The pacing of the film was fantastic, never too fast nor too slow. The trademark cinematic genius that has become synonymous with Marvel-Disney films is true as well, but sometimes it felt like there was too much going on at once.


The writing style is so uniquely GotG that if you think too hard about how this will mesh with the rest of the MCU it is almost off putting, aside of course from the talking Raccoon. An excellently crafted script that fills witty banter with seamless exposition, propelling the action at a breakneck speed. But while the action scenes constantly ramp up the ante in both technical badassery and epic scale, the pacing is skilfully kept in check by those personal moments which not only show the humanity in this alien group, but also let the characters (and audience) catch their breath. The plot will take you to places that you did not think you would be able to go.  It is deeply touching, horrifyingly disturbing, funny, suspenseful, and so much more without ever being afraid to be completely in your face.  You will be lifted to the highest highs and dropped to the lowest lows.  There are literally parts of the film where you will be in tears one second and genuinely laughing the next.  They truly pull no punches at all in this film, but in the best way possible.


All in all, this movie is officially my favorite Marvel movie of all time, and is up there on my favorite MOVIES of all time.  This movie brings the fun, sex appeal, action, intensity, and emotion in more ways than you could actually think of. This is by far one of the greatest cinema experiences I have ever had in my entire life. I will be definitely be seeing this again, maybe twice, before owning it on Blu-Ray and watching it many many many more times to come.


Easily 10/10 TITOs. More than 12% of a movie!


(The Geek I/O Show) The Geek I/O Show: Episode 72 - Cant put Darth Vader in my Pants

This week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the best 60 second song writer on the internet, Ali Spagnola!  We basked in the shadow of her awesomeness, but made no effort to hide our shame.

We discussed Alis long list of rad web projects, the most Googled song, that Fandango gig, Budlongs new tablet, CJs early birthday goodies, the small things that make you big things, free music for your film project, Fire Emblem on the 3DS, being beaned with a girl, putting cracks in your cards, bears versus gators, Rio is great, Twin Peaks may be great, Deamon was alright, what a "northern flicker" is, founding fauxhawks, the Surface 3 impresses CJ, and sexy Chewbacca!  Plus!  Dragon*Con is on the horizon!

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  • U.S. Air Date - July 11, 2013
  • Tagline - Every sentence is a story.
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  • Girl meets prison world
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(Geek Toys) Press release: IK Multimedia releases VocaLive 2

IK Multimedia releases VocaLive 2, the complete vocal
performing/recording app now features a full editing studio

Record, process and edit pro-quality vocals now with a full
built-in DAW on your iPhone, iPad and iPod touch



July 22, 2014 - IK Multimedia, the leader in mobile music-creation apps and accessories, is proud to announce the new version of the highly acclaimed VocaLive app for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch, which now adds a flexible new multitrack studio with digital audio workstation features. Now singers, songwriters and musicians of all kinds can benefit from advanced editing features like timeline audio editing, waveform visualization, touch-and-drag looping and more.

When used with the IK Multimedia iRig? line of microphones and mic interfaces, like the upcoming iRig Mic HD or the popular iRig PRO, iRig PRE, iRig Mic, iRig Voice and iRig MIC Cast, VocaLive provides an all-in-one solution - with superb sound quality, recording flexibility and ease-of-use - for the professional singer on the go.

The new VocaLive studio
The newest feature in VocaLive 2 is its Studio section. Designed to compliment VocaLive's Recorder section, it allows for a full degree of editing and composing flexibility with recorded tracks. Now musicians can see and manipulate their audio tracks (up to 4 on iPhone and 8 on iPad) as waveforms on a timeline grid, just like on a computer digital audio workstation.

Clips can be easily moved and adjusted with a simple gesture. Its grid feature provides "snapping" of regions to the timeline for precise and easy positioning. Audio regions can be manipulated with a full set of standard commands and controls: cut, copy, paste, delete, normalize, split, crop and more. Now, with VocaLive 2, it's never been easier to record, edit and arrange complete songs while on the move.

Powerful vocal effects
At its core, VocaLive continues to be all about outstanding vocal processing effects. VocaLive includes 5 "Vocal Effects": Pitch Fix (for pitch correction or stylized quantization), Choir (a 3-part harmonizer), Morph (a pitch and formant shifter that changes the tonal quality of the voice from subtle deepening to radical gender bending), DeEsser (a sibilance remover) and Double (a voice doubler). It also includes 7 "Studio Effects": Reverb, Delay, Parametric EQ, Compressor, Chorus, Phazer and Envelope Filter.

VocaLive features 3 effect "slots" on iPhone and 4 on iPad, where users select the effects they want to use and chain them together. VocaLive's intuitive interface makes it easy to reconfigure effect chains to explore your creativity and make wildly new sounds. Favorite chains can be saved to a user preset bank or assigned to one of four "favorites" buttons for fast recall. VocaLive's full MIDI compatibility allows its presets to be controlled by compatible foot controllers like IK's wirelessiRig BlueBoard.

Price and availability
VocaLive 2 is a free update for all existing users and it's available now on the App StoreSM both as a free or paid app for iPhone/iPod touch or iPad for only $11.99/?10.99 for new users. The new studio feature is available as an in-app purchase for $9.99/?8.99 on iPhone and iPod touch and $14.99/?13.99 on iPad for users who have already purchased the multitrack Recorder, or at a special "Total Studio Bundle" price of $17.99/?15.99 on iPhone and iPod touch and $26.99/?23.99 on iPad that also includes the multitrack recorder.


For more information, please visit
www.ikmultimedia.com/vocalive