(The Geek I/O Show) Geek I/O #104: Rants & Reviews:Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - Magic Diabaeetus

This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?

This week on The Geek I/O Show, its four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot.  This time, were watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters.  Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.

We discussed sheriff porn-stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense.  Plus!  You squished his head for me; I love you!

Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, wont you?  Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode #104 Show Notes