This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?
This week on The Geek I/O Show, its four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot. This time, were watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.
We discussed sheriff porn-stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense. Plus! You squished his head for me; I love you!
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