The Geek I/O Show #134: Rant and Review - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - "The Republic Presents: The Resistance"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, you though we were on Christmas holiday?  Well, we took a break from our merriment to talk about something very important:  Star Wars.  We discussed The Force Awakens top to bottom to top again, so jump in.  However, be warned: there are spoilers ahead.

The weird podcast droid discussed Po Dameron, the most interesting man in the universe, Darth Maul’s brother, conservative openings, his face is a lens flare, Super 8 Mile, the great scene wipe debate, Dale likes the scroll, hooray for characters, and no sleep, just Disney.  Plus!  The two hour handjob to Steven Spielberg!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 133: "Spraining Your Tongue"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the last show of the year!  So kick back, put Jessica Jones on slow drip, and get blinded by magic as we reminisce about the geeky year that was with our special guest Matt Rumbold.

We discussed getting hyped for The Force Awakens, tending bars, Facebooking, dirty millennial hipsters, Heroes: Afterbirth, Christmas things, Hearthstone, Star Wars Rebels and Clone Wars, Interstellar is a beautiful, confusing, epic, wonderful movie, constand grumpy face, rainbow sparkles out the back, the sexophone and the saxophone sneaks up on you, and aisle 12 is the sex aisle.  Plus!  The hard one is coming up!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 132: "Seven Shotguns in Heaven"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are back to normal.  Well, our definition of normal.  So sit back with your crunchy wallaby and “be sexual”.  Things are going to get geeky.

We discussed lots of whips and lots of nae-nae, the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle out of Zod’s body, a Sony Christmas miracle, Inside Out and the dusty eyes, Fallout 4, ten candles, all things Disney marathon, accidentally all the marathon, Australia loves Peppa Pig, the Ocean’s Eleven of Batman, Final Fantasy VII episodes, the most watched YouTube videos, we have trailer fever, and molest the chocobo and get the tornado materia.  Plus!  I see what you did there, sneaky man!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 131 / The Mana Pool #12: "The Night of Fives"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in The Mana Pool and the party has returned from one battle only to be dropped (literally) into another one.  I’m gonna rock them like a Hurricane!

Dhalgren almost died, Davdak almost died, Saltaba almost died, and Dricu tried to almost die while he swung his scimitar around like a big, dumb dragon.  Kia did some weird things with his things and then dropped a RAWR bomb.  The battle raged.  Friend and foe fell.  Did anyone actually die?  Tune in to find out.

Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  All we want for Christmas is level 4.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 130 / The Mana Pool #11: "Bear Buddy and a Dude in your Face"

This week The Geek I/O Show, the hunt is afoot!  Things get a little crazy and nothing goes as planned when we encounter the manticore.  Longsword your thing, because we have plot progression!

Davdak makes some impressive shots, Saltaba finally got to light some things on fire, and Dricu stressed out his eagle.  There was sparkling menace everywhere.  Beak damage was taken.  The tank took bear form, my favorite form.  The fight raged on, and there was so much blood.  Where they victorious?  Tune in to find out?

Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  It’s better than death by glitter.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 130 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 129 / The Mana Pool #10 - "Go to bed, Dricu. You’re drunk."

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to check out the view from the top of the tower!  There are things going on up there, man.  Things.

Dricu got his comeuppance, Dhalgren felt threatened, Davdak admired the vast valley, and Saltaba still managed to restrain his fire.  There were statues with guyliner, a BB-8 made out of fire, a weird rock thing, feasting, dancing, grumping, and dragon hugs.  Stand tall!  We built this tower on rock and thrall!

Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We’ll bring the magic Post-It notes.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 129 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show #126: Rant and Review: Batman and Robin (1996): "Fluffy pink monkey striptease"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re Ranting and Reviewing 1997’s Batman & Robin.  Mostly ranting.  Is there anything redeeming about this fluffy Batman and ice cream Robin?  The forecast looks freezing.

We discussed the chop out the nut bit, the flying gay son, wigs on top of wigs, really cold KY Jelly, that batarang has boobs, I hope Mr. Bean can swim, this suit is chafing my ass, monkey work, and just who is this goofball?  Plus!  The best time to play the dick clip!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show your our Bat Signal.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 126 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 123: "Waddling Back From the Dead"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the crunch is back!  CJ is away, but Dale, Raul, and Jaz are here to bring the weekly geek.  Don’t put the coke in your buttlong.

We discussed cornflake sushi, becoming the local nerd club president, Quidditch is a dangerous sport, Hulk smash the marathon, Extra Life is coming, Destiny, Shovel Knight DLC, Atlas Obscura,  smelly cookies, hold on while I fix my knobs, the fluffer on set, Pebble talk, I’m pretty sure it’s for the boobies, and what we’re geeking out about as the Fall TV season starts and we discover new things to binge on Netflix.  Plus!  The super harvest blood moon end of the world!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t go wrong with those uniform love panels and cheese tacos.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 123 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 122: "The Parade with the Dragon"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, things were just like old times.  The gang hang out with a real live honest-to-goodness guest!  A guest!  The insanity!  Oh yeah, it’s time for the Dragon*Con recap and our favorite hooting Dragon Age Agent Teddiliza (aka Teddi Schwartze) joined us for good times.

We discussed costumes, Dragon Age Inquisition, riding the train, being booed by the Diamond Club, fish dragging, vacationing with Fallout Shelter, kids don’t know what TV was like for us, riding on lightning, Destiny, the Maddest of Max, Diablo 3, CJ’s new shiny, bastard puffins, 200 episodes of Fairy Tail, the Dragonball snitch, gingerbread Joker, and the need for a giant horse weiner.  Plus!  How to escape the Dragon Crud!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s really nothing but puns.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 122 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 119 / The Mana Pool #6: "Constitutional bonus"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we grabbed our giant tube of novelty D4 to kicked back to have a level three upgrade round.  Our characters move from larpers to legit, and then we hit you with the paragraph.

Welcome to cavelands, adventurers. Davdak added some sweet skills to his sparkly belt, Saltaba got FIREd up, Dricu filled his spell slots, and Dhalgren stopped being lawful good (WHUT?!).  The party is prepared for the next leg of their quest.  Will it be enough?  Plus! The Summer Movie Smackdown is over!  Who won awards and took home the gold?  You can now take care of your fart gas.

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than thunder next to your face.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 119 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116: "Sucking the President’s Duck"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.

It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t beat the glory hole.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116 Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show #113 / Mana Pool #3: "It Ends With the Purple Skeleton"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ tries to murder everyone as the party heads outside of Red Larch to encounter the bandits who have been causing problems for the local townsfolk.  Grab your longbow and get ready.

Dhalgren the Weird stands strong while Davdak takes two arrows in the sparkle pants.  Saltaba lights it up, and Dricu heals with one hand and cuts bandits down with the other.  Feeling vengeful, the party moves in only to encounter a hungry bear.  The battle rages on.  Fires burn high.  There is rolling in the Google doc.  Is the party victorious?  What’s up with that pixie and the exploding purple skeleton (my favorite 90s band)? Tune in to find out!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Because no one likes a fake dragon.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 113 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 113 Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 91 - Jawbreaking Candy Balls

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we geek out about the week of geek while CJ takes a bite out of the big apple (and tries not to freeze).

We discussed getting the full New York experience, the superload, consuming all of the IT crowd, baggage check Master Sword, bringing out The Internet, the disappointing Midtown Comics, That Guy...Who was in that Thing, I know that Voice!, Epic Eric isn't that epic, fine young candy balls, there is only one Google, I didn't know you were high, super roll, and a Big Hero 6 spoiler explosion!  Plus!  A slightly gayer Justin Beiber!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You know it’s in my Moleskine.

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 91 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 91 Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 90 - The Stats That Power Us

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and the boys got side tracked by the hot models going to the movies with Dale.  It was a definite case of the #CockneyNeck.

We discussed The IT Crowd at length while being distracted by wiggle Shaq, maybe Lost Girl is good after all, Super Mario 3D World is the Mario you want and the Mario you need, Steve Martin-OH, playing the Viggle game while it plays you, Wii pad, directed by Bette Midler, whatever the hell accidental love is, bacon popcorn is good, bacon candy canes are not, chef timer, it was made in Britain, Tak3n, Garage Band secrets, tears about, the spider’s limo, bacon flavored tire, and a discussion of Oscar nominees, predictions, and Lego snubbing.  Plus!  Nepotism! Sweet!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Iron Man riding a giant dinosaur.

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!

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We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury, the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And Think Geek our favorite niche-geek toy/apparel store!

Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 90 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 90 Audio Archive

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 89 - Disappointed in the Big Dump

This week on The Geek I/O Show, 2015 is here, computers are awesome, and we can’t get past the bananas.  Budlong went and had a baby (well, his wife did), so we had to pick up the slack to make the show oodles and kaboodles of success.

We discussed giving the death stare, CJ completes Twin Peaks and unleashes his rage, Dragon Age Inquisition is fun, Johnny Depp is a bad Big Bad Wolf, Wii Uing with friends, Galavant may be worth your time, Salesforce is apparently a big deal, Jaz crosses to the Dark Side, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is pretty bad and we love it, Donkey King Country, Trapped in the doorknob, we’re all strung out on Trivia Crack, don’t let friends salt your water, The Imitation Game, Super Smash Brothers old and new, Mailchimp money, where did I park my podcast, and a discussion of Serial.  Plus!  All of the sudden, Emily Blunt is fat!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Call of Duty but with Mario and fun.

If you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!

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We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury, the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And Think Geek our favorite niche-geek toy/apparel store!

Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.net/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 89 Show Notes

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 89 Audio Archive