The Geek I/O Show: Episode 95: "If anyone can flip a horse, The Rock can"

This week on The Geek I/O, CJ and Jaz are all by their lonesome, but the geek still comes hard and fast! That’s what she said.

We discussed disease spreading carrier monkeys, effing centaurs, the Amazonian stick of fire, Apple Pay feels like the future, itty bitty controller, wifi coffee, Lady Hawkeye, how to hack Hacking the System, and Budlong isn’t blue anymore!  Plus! Spoiler alert!  Thanks to sickness and schedule conflicts, the show gets hijacked by Small Screen Spoiler Show again!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 94 - The Full 50 Shade Experience

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale and Jaz try to do the show without CJ, but thankfully he arrives just in the knick of time to correct our terrible Japanese pronunciations.

We discussed sweater vests, more TMNT, Infinite Spider-Man, you say flat tomato I say flat toe-mah-toe, 50 shades of @#$%ed up, freaking Skylanders, underused Quicksilver, being on FM radio, getting your kids addicted to anime, spreading it out, SNL40 hits and misses, Pocket Planes addiction, and Thanks Jane the Virgin!  Plus!  The show gets hijacked by the Small Screen Spoiler Show!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just don’t put it in your something a rather.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 93 - Pyro In A Party Hat

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Dale was away and we filled his chair with our favorite lady comic geek, Alex Schoell!  She may not like Big Hero 6, but she won’t throw up on your bed.

We discussed stupid Gotham, Nick TMNT, that super bowl thing, getting back into Team Fortress 2, Gasparilla, inaccurate drug use Speedy, China ca, mazes and mutants, hilarious repeated deaths, World of Warcraft - Warlords of Dreanor, pulling a Miley Cyrus, ironic Hawkeye, NerdOI.biz, and pixel physics.  Plus!  The side of a 70s drug van come to life!

Join us on The Geek Show, won’t you?  It’s better than pirated pirate porn.  Forgive me, CJ, for I have sinned.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 92 - I’ll Wack Ya with Me Gimpie-Gimpie

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we discuss a few more candy balls in celebration of Prison Colony Monday.  What is weiners?  We have answered all of your questions.

We discussed Australia Day celebrations, in-ear shock treatment, the proper way to Dragon Age, House with cops, Jaz finally joined prime, getting back into audible, creating a new SnapChat account, the entire continent grows a mouth, bacon cheesecake, ol’ glass foot, Legend of Ixtona, why they call it the gimpie-gimpie, Chris Pratt is in all of the things, and herp derp for that matter.  Plus!  Australian bush talk!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s recommended from the weiner.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 91 - Jawbreaking Candy Balls

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we geek out about the week of geek while CJ takes a bite out of the big apple (and tries not to freeze).

We discussed getting the full New York experience, the superload, consuming all of the IT crowd, baggage check Master Sword, bringing out The Internet, the disappointing Midtown Comics, That Guy...Who was in that Thing, I know that Voice!, Epic Eric isn't that epic, fine young candy balls, there is only one Google, I didn't know you were high, super roll, and a Big Hero 6 spoiler explosion!  Plus!  A slightly gayer Justin Beiber!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You know it’s in my Moleskine.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 90 - The Stats That Power Us

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and the boys got side tracked by the hot models going to the movies with Dale.  It was a definite case of the #CockneyNeck.

We discussed The IT Crowd at length while being distracted by wiggle Shaq, maybe Lost Girl is good after all, Super Mario 3D World is the Mario you want and the Mario you need, Steve Martin-OH, playing the Viggle game while it plays you, Wii pad, directed by Bette Midler, whatever the hell accidental love is, bacon popcorn is good, bacon candy canes are not, chef timer, it was made in Britain, Tak3n, Garage Band secrets, tears about, the spider’s limo, bacon flavored tire, and a discussion of Oscar nominees, predictions, and Lego snubbing.  Plus!  Nepotism! Sweet!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Iron Man riding a giant dinosaur.

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 89 - Disappointed in the Big Dump

This week on The Geek I/O Show, 2015 is here, computers are awesome, and we can’t get past the bananas.  Budlong went and had a baby (well, his wife did), so we had to pick up the slack to make the show oodles and kaboodles of success.

We discussed giving the death stare, CJ completes Twin Peaks and unleashes his rage, Dragon Age Inquisition is fun, Johnny Depp is a bad Big Bad Wolf, Wii Uing with friends, Galavant may be worth your time, Salesforce is apparently a big deal, Jaz crosses to the Dark Side, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is pretty bad and we love it, Donkey King Country, Trapped in the doorknob, we’re all strung out on Trivia Crack, don’t let friends salt your water, The Imitation Game, Super Smash Brothers old and new, Mailchimp money, where did I park my podcast, and a discussion of Serial.  Plus!  All of the sudden, Emily Blunt is fat!

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We want to welcome our newest sponsors: TeeFury, the home for your favorite t-shirt needs! And Think Geek our favorite niche-geek toy/apparel store!

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And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 88 - Texan gadgets

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the end of the year and reminiscing about the good times and the disappointing times of 2014 and things get a little crazy.  Not that that’s anything new.

We discussed finding your Groot in The Universal Weapon, Marvel’s Contest of Champions, Hearthstone arrived on Android, Butt peaking and clipping, phone tablet donkey mule, Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas, squirrel pen, Budlong loves BLEACH, how many times can you watch Guardians of the Galaxy, John Hughes geek card, Dale is scared of his love of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., glamorous camping, a butter knife and a spoon, the microphone goes the other way, stupid little Amazon coins, great guts and a good screen, filling our Dale hole, clipclopters, backyard baseball, fiery scrotum, and it was a big gay!  Plus!  “it’s a small world” or some bullshit!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We didn't deliver on the climax.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 87 - HOT GINGER COOKIES

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the fat one, the suave one, the bald one, and Dale are back to shove geeky fun times through the internet.  It all comes down to black donuts, people!  Be happy for Santa!

We discussed being trapped in a parade loop, Amazing Spider-Man 2, Christmas blahs, Shadow Blade, Donkey Shark, CJ kinda like Twin Peaks now, broken TVs, contraction timer screenshots, meat probe, reading gmail.net, feeling old, Captain FERT, Australian couriers trapped in time, this is on the web, the city of evil hell gas, ComicFunFanTimeNumberOne.net, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. mid-season spoiler time, and Delbert Beckham.  Plus!  You get a crockpot!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can drop us a line at [email protected].

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 86 - Fire. Walk. Repeat. Die.

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to with our penultimate-penultimate show of the year with Dale!  Our favorite Aussie set the bar low, but don’t call it a donkey punch.

We discussed CJ’s grumpy day, how evil is Dark Thursday, Rockules, coffee domain, Destiny is really solidly mediocre, baby Gotham, spending too much money on crappy movies, Interstellar alright alright alright, Shaft or Satan, Sky Force, emoting with your mouth open, what does the hangout say, the dingo ate my Internet, sitting on the table, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. spoilers and theories, and ringy ding things!  Plus!  Uncle Jimbo has his weiner out!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s the world’s greatest 7 out of 10.

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Geek I/O Special: Professor Shyguy - History 1-1 Listening Party

The one and only Professor Shyguy joins us for a magical time listening to his new album, History 1-1, while talking influence and working with other awesome artists! Have a listen and don't forget to grab the album over at his bandcamp page!

(If you grab it before the end of Monday 12/1/15; use the code "whitesaturday" for a discount!)

Direct Audio Link: Geek I/O Special: Professor Shyguy - History 1-1 Listening Party

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The Geek I/O Show - Episode 85: Absolute conjecture from a feverish mind

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by a guest, and what a guest he was!  J.F. Dubeau told us all about his new book, The Life Engineered, and made us all passionately uncomfortable.

We discussed Big Hero 6, the Twin Peak journey may be dead, Lost Girl, our first troll, the joys of seeing Bender again, Stefan: King dick among dicks, FreedomTM is good, bootstrappin’, Tasker and Bones, finding the power of teaching, Tenant is yummy, sex-E-bola, Disney by-products, Kanye West love child, you suck life, go kill self, shoving Nutella in your holes, H.Y.D.R.A douche-bags, having times with words, and Twin Peaks twerking.  Plus!  Blowjob Overwatch!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like laying in a bed of bitches.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode #85 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 84 - Pinching the internet hose

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back from last week’s hiatus and boy do we have stories of nerd games and vomit to share.

We discussed fancy headphones, MTG 2015 Expansion, Twin Peaks might win CJ over almost sorta kinda, beffagheddon, the Artemis addiction, schoolin’ isn’t easy, vacations and vomit, fun times with FreedomTM, Bacon Behemoth, butt misconfiguration, the best thing on my head, what’s hokey on the Wii, Oink n’ Boink, suck on dirt, and a spoiler filled discussion of the Constantine pilot.  We have things to say.  Things.  Plus!  Go eat beef and die!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, as we shoot the crap eternal.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 83 - Not enough money in the budget for dragon

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we laid the smackdown in our Winter Movie Smackdown auction!  We even had the most rad of geeks, Professor Shyguy, as our auctioneer!  You can’t handle this!  The usual gang was all there plus our favorite foreigners whose names start with ‘Da’, Darrel and Dale!

We discussed always going butt first, refreshing your body, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Trap Team, orc throat punching in Shadows of Mordor, big fat hobbit butts, Twin Peaks rage, wrist pain, schoolin’, mother effin Destiny, Darrel’s new shiney, another young adult dystopian future story with a strong female lead called Divergent, bladder stones in a Ziploc bag, Arrow’s shirt allergy and Dale’s shit allergy, may the yuletide spank, Batmoses, Emmy Rossom and Reverb, a bear with a hat, special effects nephew, and a shot-glass of Surge.  Plus!  Bring in the boner!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s like Oops!  All Berries: The Movie.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 82 - A worm inside the H.Y.D.R.A.

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we we joined by our favorite tranny in the outback, Dale Campbell!  It was just like old times, and we were giddy with excitement because we all missed my Dale.

We discussed falling pink balls, the full reach around, the sickness of Mordor, Shadow of Mordor, Galaxy Note 4 adventures, Dale heads to Twin Peaks and eats strange Japanese balls, Rachel gets distracted by minions, speaking of kangaroos, Inktober catch-up, live horse noises, and a spoilering good discussion of Kree juice on Agents of SHEILD, dirty money on Sleepy Hollow, and The Balloonman cometh on Gotham.  Plus!  Twinkle hat pointy shoes!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll show you how deep the horseman will go.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 81 - OK Google, Sexy Time

This Week on the Geek I/O Show, we were joined by Mara Macul Mendes, who brought us up a few pegs with her mighty MENSA mind meat.

We discussed all of the hertz, amaze-balls spider-dude, lots of Diablo 3, the Nike Plus does all you want it  to, floppy disks don’t go through the shredder, zip drive or die, never skip leg day, Silver Linings Playbook actually lives up to the hype, Budlong is all giddy over his new shiny Moto X and 360, weird scenarios we come up with for tasker, Budlong takes the Twin Peaks challenge, Jaz feels bad about watching Archer, Waze, giant moon fish spiders, science-ish fiction, adorable Riddler, The Dude Bro Channel, and Greek Alcho-bits.  Plus!  I’ve seen every penis in this van!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We don’t give a boing.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 80 - Stuck up a doodle

This week on The Geek I/O Show, Rachel was away and it was a total dude fest, but we still managed to talk about pink things and Girl Scout cookies.

We discussed FTP work-around failures, Budlong’s little sister is getting married and Jaz has the cake, where did this extra pack come from?, tattooing Piccolo on your piccolo, Jaz gets the kids for a day and gets to be a pretend Chopped judge, we’re doing the Inktober thing (some of us better than others), Flaming Cowboy, Spiderman Unlimited is addicting, Ello is dripping with hipster startup bullshit, eBaying your Girl Scout cookie surplus, setting up a Surface while testing Windows 10 and other Microsoft fun times, Diablo 3 Expac, stuck on Angel, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is almost perfect, and we knock off a chunk to have a spoiler heavy discussion of the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Sleepy Hollow season premiers.  Plus!  Pink Hulk fabu-smash!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It will be totes amaze-balls.

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 80 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 79 - Google Now Cards Against Humanity

This week on The Geek I/O Show, the gang’s all here and were ready to bring the geek, even if the Twitch chat client can be kind of a jerk sometimes.

We discussed flu of the penis, hugging the Internet, Marvel Live wants all of your money, Budlong’s new words shen-a-gins and distinginguitable, Jazfist vs the gas pump, iOS KOTOR, the youngest geek reviews Hearthstone (it’s not Dale) and its hard decks, CJ wins his own office, The Winter Soldier impresses, Budlong fails at Sonic, blueboxing, and video editing at 2:30AM.  Plus!  The villains of Bantham, grumpy Alfred, and our reactions to the Gotham pilot!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You’ll be seeing Whedon everywhere.

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 79 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 78 - Lizard Lezzie Vastra

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ and Budlong (and then Rachel) rocking it as the dynamic duo (trio?) Florida Man and RightWing!

We discussed Budlong’s vibrating crotch, his slow leaking pipes, (as always) doing some funky… HELLO! After Rachel joins up, mommy and daddy fight over DVI cables, the blue bouncing balls, which is a special kind of superpower, daddy not liking Whedon’s water, also… DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER!

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, won’t you? We’re a snaggletoothed bit of a thing.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 77 - Schrodinger’s Cat5 or 6 Cable

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re kickin’ it old school with no guests at all!  We don’t need no stinkin’ guests!  Unless you want to be a guest.  Drop us line, we’d love to hang with you.  Nothing creepy, just homies chillin’ out together.  Anyhoo…

We discussed butt zipping, angry RoboJaz, how to DDoS attack yourself (DDoSicide?  Ah jeeze...that’s terrible...forget I said that), ArcheAge, bad things happen when children get scissors, animated turkeys are way more awesome than animated squirrels, stringing cables, loving and hating Bob’s Burgers, putting something in your mouth and eating it, purple tongue, twin peaks in Twin Peaks, lemon curd tarts, scientist take the first step toward making a real rainbow road (eff that!), Amazon bought Twitch, the ninja burger doesn’t look appetizing and might be racist, and pooping out quarters!  Plus!  Absolutely no mention whatsoever of that Apple thing that happened this week!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re all backed up and exploding in your face.

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

And by: ProXPN! Keep your internet activity private and anonymous. With free and premium accounts to take care of your every browsing need. Premium accounts start at $6.25/month, giving you access to their security and privacy options not only on your computer, but on your android or iOS devices.Go check them out and don't forget to use our coupon code "Geek20" for 20% off your purchase!

Try Audible now and get your first 30 days of the AudibleListener® Gold membership plan free, which includes one audiobook credit per month. After your 30 day trial, your membership will renew each month for just $14.95 per month so you can continue to receive one audiobook credit per month plus members-only discounts on all audio purchases. Choose from over 100,000 titles. Check out www.geek-io.com/audible for all the details, and we thank Audible.com for their support of Geek I/O!

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